Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Alchohol.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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BIG MAC'S

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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