- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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