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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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