- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Don't believe in Atheists.

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