Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Barack Obama.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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