Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If you have a stroke, call 000

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A dog is always in the pushup position.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mother is so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops