Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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