Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Anti Joke

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