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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

SHUT UP JP

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