rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why? Why not?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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