Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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