Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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