what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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