- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

penis

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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