- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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