- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Alchohol.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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