- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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