today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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