A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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what's white and sticky semen

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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