HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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