This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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HEY!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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My children are mistakes

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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