- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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