- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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