What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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