- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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