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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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