- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a vagina

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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