- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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