- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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