Dane Cook makes a joke.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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