- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

haha black people :D

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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