- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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