What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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haha black people :D

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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