What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Fat? Jesse Z

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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