Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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