Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Camerons hair is Curly..

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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