Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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