What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Granny porn!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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