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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

If you were a pie I'd eat you

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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