- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Ehh

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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