Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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