Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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