- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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cory is gay

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

a man was shot.... he died

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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