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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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