- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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