- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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