- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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