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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States