What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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