- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You're so sweet I have diabetes

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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