- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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