- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A fat guy!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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