what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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