- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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