Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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can you touch your toes? no

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Boob

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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