- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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autistic kids rock

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A lot eh?

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

womens rights.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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