- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call two dog? dogs

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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