- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Small Penis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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