How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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