- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I enjoy Popcorn

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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