- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Jordan is pregant

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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