- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

don't just stand there

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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