What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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