Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

the game

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

9/11 my birthday

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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