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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

sky's sty

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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