- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Charlie Sheen

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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