Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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