Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Christ is a conspiracy

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Make me famous

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...