what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

woman's lacrosse

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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