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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

The Big Band Theory

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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