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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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