- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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