Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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The Colts this year.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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