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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Knock, Knock! Go away!

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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