What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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